Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Celebrity Fight List

This is a list of the Celebrities I would like to fight if i could, and why:

1. Clint Eastwood- because he could beat the crap out of me and i would cherish the memory of a legend giving me a broken nose.

2. Scientology- I'm not sure how this would be done, but i'm sure their lawyers could set something up.

3. Gary Busey- It would be interesting...

4. Every person in high fashion, the tabloids, and the E network: If you don't know why, than you're probably one of them

5. sanjaya - That kid from american idol that everyone in america wanted to teabag for being a tool.

6. Tyra Banks- i would sell my soul to cold cock her strait in the face for being...her

7. Katherine Mcfee- because we would have to "kiss and make up" as the saying goes.

8. Will ferrel- because it would be hilarious somehow

9. Paris Hilton, Al Sharpton- for being douchebags

10. Carlos Mencia- for thinking he is funny

11. Michael Moore

I could go on a long time...

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